AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

…Then he gets ‘the talk’…among other things.

• Thor invites Jane to his bedroom. For a ‘talk’.  Jane is skeptical.
• Steve suggest that Thor  should get some help learning how to court women.  Just please don’t ask Tony or Namor.  Thor takes umbrage to the suggestion he might seek out Namor for help.
• Jane says no and explains that a condom will be necessary if it ever happens.  Thor has no idea what that is.
• Jane explains.  All hell hilarity breaks loose.  
• Thor thinks potions or enchantments are a better idea. 
• Jane says no and Thor decides he’s not putting anything over his hammer.
• Papa Bear Selvig Doctor Selvig is not impressed with this conversation.
• Jane is stunned.  Natasha laughs comforts her laughs.

 Other conversations that happen:

• Namor says his charms work perfectly well in Midgard.  Thor says he will crush Namor the Sea Fairy with his bare hands.
• Steve thinks Namor should respect the brocode.
• Namor ‘brings it’ as they say. And Loki is amused.
• Steve is still trying to calm things down and of course, Thor is having none of it.
• Tony is amused and totally unhelpful.  Mary Jane worries about Thor and his hammer.  No, not that hammer.
• Namor isn’t done yet.  Jane worries…then Namor apologizes.
• Jane thanks him.  Then tries to calm Thor.  
• Namor & Thor keep going.  
• Steve says to cut it out.

Meanwhile Lady Frigga, who was already hearing wedding bells, offers some sage advice to both Thor and Loki with dubious results.  She also says Steve should mind his own business.

Loki seethes. 

• Steve is grilling out for his friends in Dr. Selvig’s backyard
• Loki doesn’t appreciate being left out so he decides to make the party more ‘fun’
• Bucky and Natasha arrive and proceed to do some drinking and cuddling
• Thor and Jane make a connection and Thor makes a confession
• Namor arrives and greets Steve
• Tony arrives with an entourage of professional ladies, caterers, a band and the ego to go with it.  Please save us Pepper.
• Thor runs into Bucky and Natasha and Steve shows up to say hi.
• Namor decides that he wants to assert his alpha-maleness and introduce himself to Jane.
• Tony runs into Thor at the bar.

Everything is still in progress and eventually all threads will be sorted and put into an easily readable format. 

Avengers:
IRON MAN (Tony Stark) // notiron
THOR // number1odinson
CAPTAIN AMERICA (Steve Rogers) // callmecap
THE HULK (Bruce Banner) // gammapulsed

Heroes:
NAMOR (Namor McKenzie) // seagreatest
SPIDER-MAN (Peter Parker) // gowebgo

S.H.I.E.L.D.
AGENT COULSON (Phil Coulson) // last-best-hope
DIRECTOR NICK FURY // shield-director-fury
BLACK WIDOW (Natasha Romanoff) // redhairedred
HAWKEYE (Clint Barton) // duckduckhawk
AGENT BARNES (James “Bucky” Barnes) // dontcallmebucky
TORO (Thomas Raymond) // hotheadedhero

Asgardians:
LOKI // frostblooded
LADY FRIGGA // ladyfrigga

HYDRA:
RED SKULL (Johann Schmidt) // alreadyburned

Civilians:
JANE (Doctor Jane Foster) // fosteringbridges
DARCY (Darcy Lewis) // taserphile
ERIK (Doctor Erik Selvig) // drselvig
PEPPER (Virginia ‘Pepper’ Potts) // yesmrstark
HOWARD (Howard Stark) // fatherofinnovention
MJ (Mary Jane Watson) // maryjanemj
PEGGY (Peggy Carter) // peggypectouch